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It’s Not Just Water that Flows

Take, for example, the ignorant bullshit that keeps coming out of His Imperial Majesty Trump the First’s mouth. It’s only by accident that it ever corresponds to reality.

A recent example: Trump crowed about how the military had entered California and released a bunch of water that could’ve been used to combat the recent horrific fires in southern California.

Only…

  • the military didn’t enter California;
  • the Feds just turned on some pumps that were down for planned maintenance;
  • the released water can’t get to southern California;
  • the release significantly increased the risk of flooding downstream because it’s the rainy season, and many of the downstream reservoirs are near capacity; and,
  • the released water is normally kept back to irrigate crops during California’s hot, dry summers.

Local officials and farmers are really pissed about all of this. They see it as an attack on their livelihood. But of course, Trump doesn’t care about a bunch of farmers in California.

But what’s worse than harming farmers1 is what this episode demonstrates about Trump’s approach to problem solving.

He doesn’t need to get advice from anyone. He just needs to issue orders. Because he knows more than anyone else, about everything.

I think I remember reading that Einstein, reflecting on his life, commented that he’d only had two or three really good ideas.

But he said something else that definitely applies to Trump2:

Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I’m not sure about the former.

Albert einstein in front of a chalkboard with a light bulb

  1. Food inflation? do I recall this moron talking about how Biden had made food prices too high and he was going to fix that? Or was I just imagining that? 

  2. In the interest of full disclosure and transparency, this quote, like many others, may have been said by someone else. But it’s still spot on! 

His Imperial Majesty Speaks!

mostly incoherently, but still…

“The United States Military just entered the Great State of California and, under Emergency Powers, TURNED ON THE WATER flowing abundantly from the Pacific Northwest, and beyond. The days of putting a Fake Environmental argument, over the PEOPLE, are OVER. Enjoy the water, California!!!”

Only…

  • the military did not enter California;
  • the federal government just restarted water pumps that were offline for maintenance;
  • the water in question can’t get to southern California; and,
  • even if it could, the recent fires were exacerbated by the supply system, not the supply of water.