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Some Risks Are More Important Than Others

This is a letter to the editor I wrote which was published in the San Mateo Daily Journal on June 15, 2026. It was in response to an earlier letter decrying voting by mail because it risks destroying the secret ballot principle.


Every morning when I step outside, I’m terrified. Of being killed by a meteorite. Or seeing life wiped out by a gamma ray burst from a supernova we didn’t know was imminent. It’s a miracle I ever make it off my porch.

Life is full of risks. Rational people assess the odds of risks occurring and minimize or avoid the biggest, most likely ones. That approach works well, although there are exceptions (the infamous black swan events).

Assessing risks requires empirical evidence. How many people voting by mail are pressured to reveal their votes, or sell their votes? I’ve never read of it …which argues it’s probably a small problem, if it exists at all. If it were a big problem, some enterprising journalist would’ve reported it.

For that matter, being forced to reveal your vote or selling your vote have been risks since secret ballots were first adopted. Yet, somehow, we’ve managed to build a system where that risk is rare and/or reasonably well-managed.

Let’s not waste time on minor or non-existent problems when we are facing the imminent demise of the American Experiment.

His Imperial Majesty Speaks!

mostly incoherently, but still…

Trump commenting on his brilliant move to supply more water in California:

“Today, 1.6 billion gallons and, in 3 days, it will be 5.2 billion gallons. Everybody should be happy about this long fought Victory! I only wish they listened to me six years ago — There would have been no fire!”

Unfortunately:

  • the increased flow is likely to simply cause flooding;
  • the released water is normally held back to irrigate crops during California’s hot, dry summer; and,
  • local farmers and officials are really, really pissed about this.

But who cares about farmers?