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Some Risks Are More Important Than Others

This is a letter to the editor I wrote which was published in the San Mateo Daily Journal on June 15, 2026. It was in response to an earlier letter decrying voting by mail because it risks destroying the secret ballot principle.


Every morning when I step outside, I’m terrified. Of being killed by a meteorite. Or seeing life wiped out by a gamma ray burst from a supernova we didn’t know was imminent. It’s a miracle I ever make it off my porch.

Life is full of risks. Rational people assess the odds of risks occurring and minimize or avoid the biggest, most likely ones. That approach works well, although there are exceptions (the infamous black swan events).

Assessing risks requires empirical evidence. How many people voting by mail are pressured to reveal their votes, or sell their votes? I’ve never read of it …which argues it’s probably a small problem, if it exists at all. If it were a big problem, some enterprising journalist would’ve reported it.

For that matter, being forced to reveal your vote or selling your vote have been risks since secret ballots were first adopted. Yet, somehow, we’ve managed to build a system where that risk is rare and/or reasonably well-managed.

Let’s not waste time on minor or non-existent problems when we are facing the imminent demise of the American Experiment.

His Imperial Majesty Speaks!

mostly incoherently, but still…

“We’re gonna start a big investigation on [California’s high-speed rail project] because it’s — I’ve never seen anything like it. Nobody has ever seen anything like it. The worst overruns that there have ever been in the history of our country. And it wasn’t even necessary. I would have said, ‘You don’t buy it.’ You take an airplane — it costs you $2. It costs you nothing.”