navigating the second Gilded Age through humor, invective and insight

“Separate but equal isn’t”

There’s a Term for People Like That

His Imperial Majesty Trump the First’s spending freeze and employee firings are starting to have a significant impact on the economy. Many sectors you’d think you’d want to avoid touching are being particularly hard hit1.

But there’s one sector being impacted that makes me burst out laughing…and not in a positive way.

Agriculture.

Let me be clear: not all farmers are Trump supporters, let alone Trumpanzees. But many of them are.

So, it is absolutely, positively delicious that the spending freeze and mass firings are harming farmers economically.

  • Destroy USAID because you don’t like it? Well, there goes $2 billion of annual crop purchases.
  • Spent money on your farm to improve land conservation and make your business more profitable over the long term in anticipation of being repaid by Federal programs? So sorry, you’re shit out of luck. His Majesty never met a small business owner he wasn’t willing to screw over, and contracts mean nothing to him.
  • Looking to Federal water supplies to irrigate your crops during the dry summer months, like you’ve been doing for many years? Too bad, 2 billion gallons of that precious water went literally down the drain for a political stunt.
  • Relying on the Canadian, Mexican and China export sales for your crops? Which represent half of all US agricultural exports? Here’s hoping those pesky trade wars His Majesty loves to indulge in don’t bite you in the ass.
  • Oh, and that potash (fertilizer) you rely on to get higher yields from your land? Too bad most of it comes from Canada…who might, you know, slap an excise tax on it in response to His Majesty’s tariffs on their products. Sending your costs through the roof.

Keep in mind that farming is a low-margin commodity business. That means even small increases in costs hurt, because they likely can’t be passed on to consumers.

For those farmers who didn’t vote for Trump, you have my deepest sympathies. No, more: if there are ways to stymie what he’s doing to you and your families, I’m happy to support such.

But for those farmers who did vote for Trump?

Well, I’m from New York2, and we have a term for people like you.


  1. I know of one company whose focus is on training more high-quality teachers, for Ghu’s sake, that’s doing some major retrenching. 

  2. not quite “the” city, but close enough 

His Imperial Majesty Speaks!

mostly incoherently, but still…

Reporter: “I’m trying to figure out how you can come to the conclusion right now that diversity had something to do with this crash.”

Trump: “Because I have common sense. OK? And unfortunately, a lot of people don’t.”