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It’s Just Read Only Access

As a former finance guy who spent a lot of time in his private sector career studying how to structure deals to serve my employer’s interest, I often think about how there must be a way to make money off of the sloppy and irrational thinking of Trump supporters.

Previously, I’ve considered things like synthetic securities for Trumpanzees to hedge against possible Democratic Party actions. Something like an option, say, on which party will win the next election.

But today I realized there might be a much easier way. All I need is to buy temporary access to their personal computer. With the promise I just want read-only access. I don’t want to be able to change anything.

Naturally, given that their beloved Trump administration thinks this is a-okay, they should be happy to take my money. Probably thinking they’re getting something for nothing, since I won’t be able to change anything.

“Of course you can trust me!”

And then the fun begins!

Because while the ability to change information is valuable, simply possessing it is valuable, too, in a different way.

Imagine what I could do if I knew their financial situation (because they use Quicken!). Or their Social Security numbers, bank account numbers, credit card numbers, etc. Or I could analyze their photo collection to divine the places they like to visit and then sell that information to resorts and travel sites. The possibilities are endless!

All of which goes to prove the current Treasury secretary, Scott Bessent, must be a moron of the first order, to have authorized the release of such a stupid letter to Congress.

Currently, Treasury staff members working with Tom Krause, a Treasury employee, will have read-only access to the coded data of the Fiscal Service’s payment systems in order to continue this operational efficiency assessment.  This is similar to the kind of access that Treasury provides to individuals reviewing Treasury systems, such as auditors, and that follows practices associated with protecting the integrity of the systems and business processes.

Treasury Secretary’s Letter to Congress, 2/4/2025
Treasury Department Letter to Members of Congress Regarding Payment Systems | U.S. Department of the Treasury

Um, Scott? There’s kind of a big difference between giving an auditor — who may well be another Federal employee, and, if not, operates under a contract with the government spelling out responsibilities and liabilities — and Elon Musk and his stooges (who basically answer only to Musk) access to critical government data.

Even if all they can do is read it.

His Imperial Majesty Speaks!

mostly incoherently, but still…

[Gaza’s] been very unlucky. It’s been an unlucky place for a long time.

Being in [Gaza] just has not been good and [they] should not go through a process of rebuilding and occupation by the same people that have really stood there and fought for it and lived there and died there and lived a miserable existence there.

The only reason the Palestinians want to go back to Gaza is they have no alternative.