“Separate but equal isn’t”
navigating the second Gilded Age through humor, invective and insight
“Separate but equal isn’t”
The Elon Musk (Ox), that is. And the wrong box he’s in? Read on.
There’s been a lot of anger, fear and angst expressed about Elon’s Department of Government Efficiency1. I agree with a lot of the criticism. But it’s not what I want to focus on today.
The bigger issue than “what havoc will Elon and his stooges cause?” is “do they know enough to recognize when public systems must tolerate inefficiency?”
Given that neither Elon nor his stooges have, so far as I can tell, ever served in a public sector capacity, I’m pretty sure the answer to that second question is “hell, no”. And that can have major consequences.
It’s uncommon for people whose work experience is solely in the private sector to understand just how different public sector systems are. Sure, both private and public sector systems deliver goods and services. Sure, they both employ people and technology to do that.
But beyond such simple similarities, they’re very different.
Why? Because they have different ultimate goals!
A private sector organization, ultimately, is focused on one and only one thing: making as much money as it can, within the boundaries set by laws and regulations. The singular nature of their goal gives them a tremendous advantage in deciding what to do in any given situation.
Since the essence of market capitalism is the efficient allocation of resources within a marketplace environment, they also benefit from the ability to determine the costs and benefits involved in a choice relatively easily. Because, whenever possible, the marketplace dispassionately signals them the value of the resources they use…and when such pricing is not possible (e.g., the cost of using public goods, like air or water), market capitalism simply assigns them a value — and incorrect value — of zero.
Private sector organizations also enjoy another important, but unappreciated, benefit: they get to choose2 who they take on as customers. Somebody wants one of our goods and services, but in a way that’s not attractive for us to provide? Sucks to be them! Plenty of other fish in the sea.
Public sector organizations are completely different in all these regards (and more).
Their goal is to provide goods and services that cannot be priced in the marketplace. How much is national security worth to you? Or plain old public safety in your community? Freedom to practice your beliefs the way you want to? Etc, etc, etc.
Making economic tradeoffs in such an environment is enormously more complex than what the private sector does. Which provides more community value, guns or butter?
When you can’t price things “objectively”, there’s no way to get people to accept which things are worth more than others. Instead, all you can do is continually argue over what should be done, and try doing different things, hoping you’ll find an outcome that doesn’t offend or harm too many people3
Can you imagine a justice system that only served the well-off? Actually, you don’t have to imagine it — if you’re an American, you live in it. In principle the system is wealth-blind…but in practice it most definitely is not.
Moreover, public goods and services must be available to everyone, more or less equally. Even if the cost of providing that good or service to someone is higher than we might otherwise want. Who would agree to be part of a community that chose to always give them the short end of the stick?
Actually, there are many historical examples of just such a situation. They’re almost always bad or evil. Think slavery, Jim Crow, segregated public schools, “no Irish need apply”, etc.
Without an awareness of these fundamental differences, the Department of Government Efficiency is bound to cause far more harm than good. Mostly by restricting the supply of public goods and services to those it is efficient or desirable to support.
I wonder who the wealthiest man on the planet will put in that category? Hmmm…
I wonder if the folks who came up with the acronym for that — DOGE — realize how it evokes memories of historical rulers who lorded it over the common folk? ↩
within the boundaries set by anti-discrimination laws & regulations ↩
This is why you’ll often hear me say a good public decision is almost always the least bad choice, not the best choice. Because there is no best choice! ↩
For many reasons, I will never forget Mr. Muchio, who taught me algebra in the 7th grade.
One of the biggest challenges in learning algebra isn’t the math itself. It’s learning how to parse descriptions into mathematical equations you can then use the rules of algebra to solve. It’s a process of abstraction, figuring out what are the essential details and what is “merely” descriptive and/or reflective of a particular situation. This is commonly known as learning to solve word problems.
We quickly became masters of this…or thought we had.
As Mr. Muchio pointedly kept reminding us, what we were actually doing was leaving stuff out to overly simplify the problem. I still remember his admonition, decades later: “You’re using a silly rule: ‘when in doubt, leave it out’. But it means the problem you solve isn’t the one you were supposed to solve. Be careful about what you leave out!”
Once upon a time I was chief financial officer of a startup biotech company. One day my boss, the CEO, and I were traveling back to meet with investors to pitch them on why they really wanted to keep buying our stock.
During the flight I reviewed the financial models and presentation I’d spent days creating. Somewhere over the Midwest I suddenly realized several of the key summary values, which were central to my analysis, had gotten hard-coded. They didn’t reflect the revised assumptions I’d made.
This meant my beautiful and compelling pitch was completely wrong. In fact, we didn’t look like such a good investment after all.
Needless to say, I didn’t get much sleep that night. I had to revise everything.
Ever since, my Excel models are littered with “check figure” lines, that confirm totals are, in fact, reflective of the data they claim to summarize.
One of my earliest political memories was of Joe Namath, a very talented and famous quarterback in 1968, being asked who he thought should be our next President. I was 13 at the time.
I remember thinking “He’s a phenomenal quarterback. But why in the world would anyone think that’d make him an expert on national politics and the Presidential candidates?”
It takes a lot of time and effort — and focus — to become an expert in anything. Very few of us have the resources to do that in many different fields.
This spillover expertise effect really comes into play, at least in the United States, with business titans and governing.
Just because someone is successful in business, they don’t necessarily have a clue as to how to successfully lead a community in its pursuit of happiness and the greater good. Business, for all its challenges, is a much, much simpler environment to operate in than government. I know this from personal experience because I worked in each for 20 years, as a financial executive and as a local elected official.
In business, you succeed by focusing on making money while not breaking the rules. Or at least not breaking them too much.
In government, at least in a representative constitutional democracy, there is no single goal, and no marketplace in which to value tradeoffs from moment to moment. In fact, there’s often no market at all.
The Michelson–Morley experiment, which produced the data that overthrew Newtonian physics, was performed in 1887.
But it went unexplained until 1905, when Albert Einstein published the special theory of relativity.
What were the world’s physicists doing during those 18 years? Ignoring the data and hoping it would go away? Playing pinochle?
No, they were trying to jam the empirical data into Newtonian physics. Because that just had to be true! It’d successfully explained everything (well, almost everything) for centuries!
Once you accept the box you’re in, it’s damn hard to break out of it. Or even realize you’re in a box.
Ever wonder why research reports in Science, Nature, or any other scientific journal are terribly boring and hard to read?
It’s because the authors are required to disclose, fully, materials and methods, how they did their analysis, etc. They have to establish provenance, and reproducibility…both of which are key to critical thinking.
They only get to discuss what their results (might) mean in the last few bits.